WikiaFrog Christmas/Script/Draft 1

A WikiaFrog Christmas

 by [WikiaFrog] and KingJnk9



StarringEdit

 * WikiaFrog as WikiaFrog, Darwin, and Rezorio
 * CustardTheSpeedyBird as Charlie
 * ? as Julie
 * Titanium Ninja as Oliver
 * Miss Sanrio as Catheryne
 * Silence as Dan
 * Hypercane as Fafabooki
 * Techman129 as Mr. Ferguson
 * ? as Santa Clause
 * ? as Fred Masterful
 * ? as Dani Diva Frogginus

WithEdit

 * WikiaFrog as Norm
 * ? as Deborah
 * ? as Mayor Dangiton
 * ? as Taxi Guy

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(Screen focuses on Frog as he drives to the mall. Oliver and Dan are in the back of the car)

Frog: Ah, Christmas.. Christmas.. The only holiday where you spend billion dollars on kids, family and friends.. [His mouth went from smiling to frowning]

{Frog narrates the story}

Frog: You see, I have too many friends and family, and they all are too cheap to buy self for themselves, but I love them anyways..

(As frogs phone rings, it is his sister, Dani but they call her Diva for short)

Diva: FROG! YOU BETTER BUY ME THOSE SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX DOLLAR SHOES OR I'M TELLING MOM!

Frog: Um, you do realize that is an evil number right..? Plus, I don't have that kind of money.

Diva: I DO NOT GIVE A LICKING FLY! JUST BUY ME THOSE SHOES OR YOU WILL DIE! I MEAN IT FROG!

(Call hangs up)

Frog: That is my sister everybody, She isn't the nicest person, but oh well..

(We see WikiaFrog, Dan, and Oliver in a supermarket shopping.)

WikiaFrog: Hmm. I just don't know what to buy for her.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: It's Christmas. Buy her the shoes.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: I can't just buy her the shoes. They're $666. What, do you think I'm rich? Plus, that's an evil number.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Dan and I will give you some money. You haven't seen her in years, just buy her the shoes.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Ugh. Don't remind me.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog (to camera): Ah, hey! Welcome back. It's almost Christmas and we're out shopping for gifts.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog (to Oliver): I sure wish I could see Dani. I haven't seen her for ages.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog (back to camera): Oh, right. Dani is my sister. She lives at the North Pole, a few miles from where Santa Clause lives. She's never seen him though. I sure wish I could go there to see her.. but I just don't have enough money.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: I'm planning on asking out Catheryne.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Really? Are you serious?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Yep. She's a gorgeous cat.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: I never knew you were attracted to cats.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: I'm attracted to anything. Once, I dated a flower pot.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Really? What happened?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: I dropped her.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Right.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(they walk out of frame)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(we see WikiaFrog at his house)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(the doorbell rings. Darwin is at the door with a girl who looks an awful lot like him. This is Darwinette.)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Uh, hey Darwin.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin: Hey, Frog!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Who's this?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwinette: I'm Darwinette. I've heard so much about you.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Is this your brother?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin: Nah, it's my girlfriend.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: I never knew you had a girlfriend.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin: She's great. She used to be a man!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Oh. Well, um, I've got things to do. See ya.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog closes the door)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: If you didn't watch the first movie, and you shouldn't because it's bad, You should know that Darwin is my best friend and simultaneously my annoying neighbour.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog turns on the TV. The show on is "Norm and Deborah")

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Ooh, I love this show!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Norm: Well, it's that time of year again! Christmas is coming to Hinkonton!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Deborah: Yup, and it hasn't even snowed yet! According to our weather reports, it will not snow this year.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: WHAT??

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Norm: Yep! In fact, it's going to be burning hot!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: B.... burning hot?? On Christmas? I'm not very fond of snow, yeah, but it has to snow this Christmas!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Deborah: And that's why we're sending you and seven of your friends to the North Pole!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: North Pole? I could finally visit my sister after all of these years! And I could bring seven friends! That's Julie, Oliver, Darwin, his girlfriend, Dan, Catheryne, and Mr. Ferguson!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Charlie pops in and scares Frog)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Charlie: What about me?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Oh God, Charlie, don't do that. You're coming too, but you're not one of the seven people. You're kind of a ghost, anyways.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Charlie: Of course.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Right.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Norm: So this is how you can go to the North Pole. Just call us at 1-800-ITS-NORM and the 20th caller will get to go!!!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog picks up his phone and starts calling)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We go through the calls of different people, and finally get to Frog)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Norm: Hello?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Hey.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Norm: Congratulations! You're the 20th caller!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Charlie: You're welcome.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see outside of the building Frog works at)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">CAPTION: The next day...

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see Frog in Mr. Ferguson's office)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Hey, Mr. Ferguson! Would you like to go to the North Pole tomorrow with me and some of my friends?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Mr. Ferguson: Nah, I can't. I've got a bunch of work to do. How about you ask Fred?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Who?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Mr. Ferguson: Fred, the new employee. He seems pretty lonely, just try to make friends with him.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Are you sure you don't want to go?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Mr. Ferguson: Positive.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Alright then.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see WikiaFrog in his house with his friends; Darwin, Catheryne, Darwinette, Julie, Oliver, and Dan)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Okay guys, I've got great news! All of us are going to the North Pole tomorrow!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Isn't it cold there?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Yeah, but you're made of metal.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: No, really?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: So would you guys like to go?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: No thanks. How much do you think I trust you?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Julie: Catheryne, please. We've known him for years.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: So what? People change.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin: And I'm going to meet Darwinette's mom! She used to be a man, too!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Come on guys! This is the trip of a lifetime!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(WikiaFrog sings a song. Guess what it's called? Guess? Guess? Give up? It's called "Trip of a Lifetime")

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Fine, I'll go.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: So will I.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin & Darwinette: Us too!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Julie: And me.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Okay, so let's go!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see the gang on an airplane)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog calls Diva)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Dani? Guess what?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">D: Ugh. You again?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: I have the shoes!!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">D: Go on..

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: ...and I'm coming to visit you with my friends?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">D: Darwin? Cat? Julie? Those losers? I remember them, what idiots.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: They're my friends, not yours.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">D: Hehe, like I care. Just give me the shoes.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(she hangs up)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: I should really throw these out the window. But they're $666. And I'm not wasting that kind of money.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(He goes over to a woman)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Hey, do you want some shoes?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Woman: Go away, you pervert.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(She kicks Frog)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Okay then.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(He goes back over to his seat, and talks to Fred, who's sitting next to him)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: So Fred, tell me about yourself.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Fred is silent)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Okay then.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Fred (thinking): What a loser.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Voice (in Fred's head): Talk to him.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Fred (th): Aw come on, him? Why?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">VIFH: He's the one.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Fred makes an evil grin)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Fred: Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. Well my name is Fred.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Oh. So Fred, how do you like the office?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Fred: It's a great show. I'm joking, I love the office. Mr. Ferguson is such a nice boss.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Flight attendant: We'll be landing at the North Pole. We may have some turbulence.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The whole plane starts to shake)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Catheryne vomits)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: Not again!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see that the plane has landed and everyone is getting off)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: FINALLY!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see the gang getting off of the plane)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Now, we need to call an uber and then rent a car.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Uh.. Frog, you do realize that they don't have ubers here? They only have taxis here.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: SHUT UP!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Woah

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Sorry, but uber is basically just a taxi.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: I have never seen Frog this mad before..

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Julie: Well, I would be too if I had to spend six hundred and sixty six dollars if i had a sibling that lives on the middle of Earth.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: Let's just call the taxi.. ok?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Fine.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog calls the taxi)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Got any cabs available?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Taxi: Yes, a taxi will be with you in a second.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The gang waits for 5 minutes)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: Are they really going to take this long?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Julie: Oliver, We are in an icy area, of course it will take a long time.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Taxi guy pulls up)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Finally!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Taxi Guy: Sorry I took so long.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The gang enters the taxi)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Taxi Guy: Where to?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Uh, 1 Icy Lane.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Taxi Guy: Got it.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Taxi starts to move)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Uh.. so Julie, you're sitting right next to me..

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Julie. Yep. And?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: I don't know, I just... nevermind.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Taxi stops)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Taxi Guy: We're here.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The gang gets out of the car)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: After all these years, I'm finally here!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Frog knocks on the door)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: Who is it?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: It's us.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: Do you have the shoes?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Why would we travel this far out without bringing the shoes?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The door opens)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: Just give me the shoes and go away.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Catheryne: But we got no where to stay!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: Go away, or I will call the cops!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(Dani slams the door close)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see the inside of Dani's house. A male voice is heard offscreen)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Male voice: Who was that?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: A bunch of weirdos.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(The owner of the voice comes out of a corner. He's wearing a dress)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Dani: Jnk, what are you wearing?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Jnk (after a long pause): Your mom.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">(We see Frog and the gang again)

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Frog: Well guys, looks like we will have to find somewhere to stay.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwin: Do we have to walk?

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">WikiaFrog: I'm afraid so.

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Darwinette: Oh Darwin, carry me!

<p style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">Oliver: He can't. The animation program doesn't have that feature.